So it goes

We have a good set list. We haven't the time to work it into tunes at the moment. We sadly missed our RPM window but hopefully that will be for the best. While you can rush greatness, you can't rush rushed greatness. That would be as absurd as the word irregardless.

Don't worry. We're not going to give up.

Once we're done crunching at work we'll squeeze in our 45 minutes of studio time and poop out an album for y'all. That's right, we'll poop it out... then we'll celebrate it.

Filth out

Setlist Forthcoming

Rather than write a bunch of songs and then name them appropriately, we're looking into flipping the script on this RPM challenge. Essentially, we're going to come up with a bunch of good song names and then record the appropriate songs for them. I always knew that the word "Broadsides" needed a song. We're filling in those kinds of gaps.

Oh yeah, Boo Hoodie's been practicing some Balkan stuff lately. Let's just say he's gonna put the dudu back in duduk.

Filth out.

Looks like it's time for an album

Celebrator has entered the RPM Challenge, a project that tasks its participants with creating an album in 29 days. Given our usual track turnaround time of 10 minutes, how could we resist?

You can check out our profile on their site, complete with our photo collage abomination courtesy of The Grinch. It's going to be a fun month. Or week. Or long afternoon.

Come ON

Hi Celebrationists, how y'all been? Boo Hoodie's been sick as a mother and just as he's coming out of it, Filthy's on his way down to Illville. It should be noted that The Grinch is feeling fine.

This week's track is an irritated groove fed up with missing the bus by seconds, watching another incomplete pass for its favorite team, and the other team's guns always seeming more powerful.

Say it with me, "Come ON!" - LISTEN

When Designers Drink

Tonight, during a rare lucid moment, our roadie Lenny (above, left) oinked while laughing. This outburst was followed by his declaration, "My reflexes are like lolcats.com". Lenny had been drinking Bailey's mixed with Johnny Walker Red. He's a monster.

Buddha's Delight

This is the kind of tune you'd call a "deep cut", one from the murky days of Celebrator's genesis. We're not sure if this tune would in fact delight the Buddha, but it does seem to provide a musical path to the cessation of suffering so let's just leave it at that. Listen

Get Those Shirts Off

Our internet debut featuring the vocal stylings of Shjeaux. I can't think of anything else to say about it right now. Listen

Time to Celebrate

Allow me to introduce Celebrator, a music project from the wrong side of the tracks. Celebrator doesn't have a style so much as it has a philosophy - No practice, no edits, one take, and no regrets. We are a group of 3 with The Grinch on bass, Filthy McTavish on percussion, and Boo Hoodie on guitar and keyboard. Occasionally we invite a vocalist to sit in, but the band has a max capacity of 3.

Join us now as we break new ground and likely a few microphones in the name of music.